Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Here's my before pic:
Check back in a couple weeks for my after pic.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Anyhow, somebody won the race and somebody finished second. I don't know. You can read about it. In a book.
I also raced PIR on tuesday where I managed to drop one of Dean's teammates out of the break. WTF? I thought they were supposed to be good. But there I was, givin'er in the break, and when I pull off he can't even come through. I guess maybe it was my fault. Maybe you're not supposed to pull off when you're in the middle of the break and you can't hold the wheel in front of you. I guess maybe wait until you're not screwing anybody but yourself. But seriously,if you read this, thanks for not beating me up after the race.
Oh, and per our agreement, I have to trash talk both Molly and Dean. Molly, you're so slow that I could outsprint you. And Dean, you're so slow that Molly could outsprint you.
I'm going to start signing off with my J. Lo name.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
While I'm gone, Team Bike Gallery-Trek/Volkswagen presented by Kozy Shack will be represented by Corey "should have won the calf-off" Stayton, David "too hairy for you" Garcia, and Yann "my bike is more Discovery Channel than yours" Blindert. Ping Pong will be looking to improve on his 36th placed DNF. Dean Tracy will be looking to show up. And Solomon will be trying to grow a mustache.
Peace out. I mean ciao. I mean chow.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Slaven's New Buddy
Let this be a lesson to all of you out there. Don't break your leg in two places, ride 10 miles out of the trail, then ride around for a few days and walk around at work before going to the hospital.