Thursday, July 27, 2006
Bad day
Another bad day for cycling as one of it's top riders once again tested positive. That's right, this morning it was announced that I was caught with too much Kozy Shack in my blood. Or, really, too much Kozy shack in my mouth.
Seriously though, does something seem wrong with this process? Isn't the testing process supposed to eliminate bias and shield the rider from fallout from false positives? Isn't (or shouldn't?) the rider supposed to remain anonymous until after the B-sample so that if it was a false positive there's no repercussions for the rider. These days somebody from the supposedly "independent" labs always leak the news that a rider has tested positive, and before you know it there's irreparable harm done to the rider's reputation. Even IF the B test proves otherwise, people will always assume that I'm a Kozy Shack addict, always high on rice, can't control myself around the Shack smack. I mean...Floyd...Kozy...nevermind.
Seriously though, does something seem wrong with this process? Isn't the testing process supposed to eliminate bias and shield the rider from fallout from false positives? Isn't (or shouldn't?) the rider supposed to remain anonymous until after the B-sample so that if it was a false positive there's no repercussions for the rider. These days somebody from the supposedly "independent" labs always leak the news that a rider has tested positive, and before you know it there's irreparable harm done to the rider's reputation. Even IF the B test proves otherwise, people will always assume that I'm a Kozy Shack addict, always high on rice, can't control myself around the Shack smack. I mean...Floyd...Kozy...nevermind.
# posted by Eric : 2:01 PM
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Brian offered me some Kozy Shack and I turned him down. At least one of us has some self respect.
When you crashed me out the other day I was like "Whoa. That man. That man is riding like an extraterrestrial." And I wondered. I did wonder then about the Kozy shack. I mean, the stakes are so high...
You have to wonder.
When you crashed me out the other day I was like "Whoa. That man. That man is riding like an extraterrestrial." And I wondered. I did wonder then about the Kozy shack. I mean, the stakes are so high...
You have to wonder.
I too am a Kozy Shack addict...and it's all your fault.
It started at cross natz. At the start you took off up the right side through the slush and I couldn't grab your wheel.
Then you rode away from the field through epic conditions to win the jersey.
I was immediately suspicious. Then word got out about your kozy shack program.
I contacted all the best doctors in Spain & Belgium to no avail. Finally, I found the goods at my local grocery store.
Now I'm on the Shack and I'm faster than ever...downhill.
word.
It started at cross natz. At the start you took off up the right side through the slush and I couldn't grab your wheel.
Then you rode away from the field through epic conditions to win the jersey.
I was immediately suspicious. Then word got out about your kozy shack program.
I contacted all the best doctors in Spain & Belgium to no avail. Finally, I found the goods at my local grocery store.
Now I'm on the Shack and I'm faster than ever...downhill.
word.
My personal weakness is for the tapioca which apparently has no performance enhancing properties. I now believe that what really matters the is ratio KZrice/KZtapioca. So I just need to offset my massive tapioca intake with an even larger amount of rice pudding! Where can I find those convenient 12 paks?
My personal weakness is for the tapioca which apparently has no performance enhancing properties. I now believe that what really matters the is ratio KZrice/KZtapioca. So I just need to offset my massive tapioca intake with an even larger amount of rice pudding! Where can I find those convenient 12 paks?
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