Friday, May 19, 2006
Call to Calf-off
Anonymous posted:
"Dear Sirs,
My name is Matt Cardinal. I believe for the most part this blog has been reporting a fair and balanced view of the subject matter. HOWEVER, I've always had a problem with the statement that Shannon has "the most ripped calves out of all my co-workers" I think this may be open for debate. (has anyone else SEEN Slavens?!!)While this may seem like a small, matter, I would say the opposite. It questions the very foundations of this blog and is a subject that should receive the appropriate attention.
Thank you and good day"
Since I've promised since the beginning to have a calf-tacular calf-athlon, here it finally is. In order to make it fair, the photos will be anonymous. Remember to consider definition, veininess, sexiness, smoothness, and overall aesthetics when voting. Post your vote in the comments section, and after a while I'll tally them up and let everybody know the results. Here we go:
Photo 1
Photo 2
Photo 3
Photo 4
And this time, don't let Ohio decide. Seriously.
EDIT:
We have an anonymous late entry. Let's call him M. Cardinal. Wait, that's too obvious. How about Matt C?
"Dear Sirs,
My name is Matt Cardinal. I believe for the most part this blog has been reporting a fair and balanced view of the subject matter. HOWEVER, I've always had a problem with the statement that Shannon has "the most ripped calves out of all my co-workers" I think this may be open for debate. (has anyone else SEEN Slavens?!!)While this may seem like a small, matter, I would say the opposite. It questions the very foundations of this blog and is a subject that should receive the appropriate attention.
Thank you and good day"
Since I've promised since the beginning to have a calf-tacular calf-athlon, here it finally is. In order to make it fair, the photos will be anonymous. Remember to consider definition, veininess, sexiness, smoothness, and overall aesthetics when voting. Post your vote in the comments section, and after a while I'll tally them up and let everybody know the results. Here we go:
Photo 1
Photo 2
Photo 3
Photo 4
And this time, don't let Ohio decide. Seriously.
EDIT:
We have an anonymous late entry. Let's call him M. Cardinal. Wait, that's too obvious. How about Matt C?
# posted by Eric : 3:21 PM
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I vote for photo 1. What the calf lacks in definition and veininess, it more than makes up for it with sexiness.
# posted by 
: 4:00 PM
: 4:00 PM
Number 3 has some crazy skeletor shit going on up in there.
Thats my pick.
Does the winner get to re-name the blog?
Does the loser get to be my employee?
Thats my pick.
Does the winner get to re-name the blog?
Does the loser get to be my employee?
I have a few comment for all four contestants,
1) I am glad you guys are letting the women participate in this competition, way to go Elizabeth!
2) Number two, Hotttttt!
3) your calves kind of resemble a butt, I mean that in the nicest way possible.
4) Your ankles look very aerodynamic, those babies are built for speed. You must find it hard to balance on those things.
in conclusion I vote for number two, hotness always wins.
1) I am glad you guys are letting the women participate in this competition, way to go Elizabeth!
2) Number two, Hotttttt!
3) your calves kind of resemble a butt, I mean that in the nicest way possible.
4) Your ankles look very aerodynamic, those babies are built for speed. You must find it hard to balance on those things.
in conclusion I vote for number two, hotness always wins.
# posted by : 6:54 PM
: 6:54 PM
Hi there,
I'm Matt Cardinal. I am going to concede my calf to #3. I'll agree with Molly. It is an impressive set. Hmmm... maybe the Skerritt had a little too much kozy this winter, and not enough mozy, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y'know?
I'm Matt Cardinal. I am going to concede my calf to #3. I'll agree with Molly. It is an impressive set. Hmmm... maybe the Skerritt had a little too much kozy this winter, and not enough mozy, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y'know?
# posted by : 7:36 PM
: 7:36 PM
i vote for number 6. posting a photo would be embarrassing to the other contestants.
# posted by : 9:58 AM
: 9:58 AM
#1: best ankles.
#2: not bad, young fella. If I were you, I would try to get these guys to go double down on a thigh-off.
#3: Scary & intimidating. But do they go? Do they even bleed when damaged?
#4: My vote. Ripped but not yikes.
#5: I would take up horse riding.
#2: not bad, young fella. If I were you, I would try to get these guys to go double down on a thigh-off.
#3: Scary & intimidating. But do they go? Do they even bleed when damaged?
#4: My vote. Ripped but not yikes.
#5: I would take up horse riding.
# posted by : 4:36 PM
: 4:36 PM
I vote #1 for daintiness and most likely to be “accidentally” touched by strangers.
# 2 gets a shout-out for competing despite what looks like debilitating pigeon-toe. You get yours!
#3 wins for depth of soul. It’s a meta-calf, a calf within a calf, a postmodern calf that defies traditional calf-iness and asks, who am I? what is art, what is love, and why am I so angry?
#4 wins for aesthetic subtly. It says, “hey, I’m here, but it’s cool, it’s cool. Just me being pretty. No need to make a fuss about my beautiful calf.”
#5 wins for best anonymity. Whose are those non-descript legs?!?
In the end, I have to give it up for daintiness and inappropriate touching. Congrats to #1 and his sexy sexy calf!
# 2 gets a shout-out for competing despite what looks like debilitating pigeon-toe. You get yours!
#3 wins for depth of soul. It’s a meta-calf, a calf within a calf, a postmodern calf that defies traditional calf-iness and asks, who am I? what is art, what is love, and why am I so angry?
#4 wins for aesthetic subtly. It says, “hey, I’m here, but it’s cool, it’s cool. Just me being pretty. No need to make a fuss about my beautiful calf.”
#5 wins for best anonymity. Whose are those non-descript legs?!?
In the end, I have to give it up for daintiness and inappropriate touching. Congrats to #1 and his sexy sexy calf!
# posted by : 10:42 AM
: 10:42 AM
3. those things are hella nuts.
4 is pretty close but has some weird bump and loses because it looks weird.
3 also has cooler socks
peter
4 is pretty close but has some weird bump and loses because it looks weird.
3 also has cooler socks
peter
Toss up...
#3 or #4...
3 sort of gets it but its wrong, wrong i tell ya...
4 has more muscle and it looks more effective than those freaky bulging things on #3...
I'd anonymously submit mine (I like em) but i fear the forest of growth on them now would automatically eliminate them from competition...
try explaining to a 6 year old girl why Daddy is shaving his legs like Mommy...
#3 or #4...
3 sort of gets it but its wrong, wrong i tell ya...
4 has more muscle and it looks more effective than those freaky bulging things on #3...
I'd anonymously submit mine (I like em) but i fear the forest of growth on them now would automatically eliminate them from competition...
try explaining to a 6 year old girl why Daddy is shaving his legs like Mommy...
I vote for #3. Although if Elizabeth's calves were up there I'd vote for hers. Peter also has something when he says "3 has better socks."
ps. Has anyone seen Matt Slaven's calves? Did they go missing or something?
ps. Has anyone seen Matt Slaven's calves? Did they go missing or something?
i vote for the guy with the broken ankle... maybe number 2 can get some x-rays with his winnings
# posted by : 3:41 PM
: 3:41 PM
Calf 4 has GOT to be the fastest. And I know, I've drafted off those calves before. But, Calf 1 has that cute rugby playing rolley-poley frat boy look. If I were a sorority girl, I'd probably drain the boda bag w/ him at the barn dance. If I were to choose one for an action figure, I'd select Calf 3. If I were to choose one set of calves to be the bike gallery floor sweep boy, I'd vote for Calf 2. And as for the last one, the late entry... I dunno... what color sunglasses does he wear?
# posted by : 6:26 PM
: 6:26 PM
A REMINDER TO ALL VOTE-CASTERS!!!!
This IS a calf-off for "most ripped calves" It's not cool to vote for softest, or most likely to not get all goose bumpy when shaved. Ripped! People! Please!
This IS a calf-off for "most ripped calves" It's not cool to vote for softest, or most likely to not get all goose bumpy when shaved. Ripped! People! Please!
# posted by : 4:19 PM
: 4:19 PM
This has got to be the best post ever at the 'TVFY' blog. We got skin, naughty words and even some hooking up, where is the beer?
# posted by : 1:47 PM
: 1:47 PM
#1: my advice, less nacho, more go-go
#2: lose the socks and you could be on to something. big but not scary, veiny but not vericose-ey. my vote.
#3: im not even mad, i'm impressed. that's some excellent photo-shop work, because that ain't right.
#4: oh so angular. you wear your heart on your lower legs
#5: you should flex next time
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#2: lose the socks and you could be on to something. big but not scary, veiny but not vericose-ey. my vote.
#3: im not even mad, i'm impressed. that's some excellent photo-shop work, because that ain't right.
#4: oh so angular. you wear your heart on your lower legs
#5: you should flex next time
# posted by : 9:27 PM
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