Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Calf-off results
Ok, voting has officially ended, now that I decided to update the blog. We'll start in order from 5th place to 1st place.
5th place: photo 5
The anonymous "M. Cardinal" turned out to be none other than the Bike Gallery's very own Matt Cardinal. Check out the story on him on bikeportland.org. Also congratulate him because something exciting happened, but I'll let him tell you himself. 0 votes
4th place: photo 4
I guess I was wrong, I don't have the most ripped calves out of all my co-workers. 1 vote
3rd place: photo 2
Dean Tracy combines his incredible sprinting prowess with his incredible bone breaking prowess (rib, sternum, and what appears to be a broken ankle in the photo) to take home an honorable 3rd place, especially considering he was injured leading up to the competition. 4.5 votes (I split votes in half when it wasn't perfectly clear who the person voted for)
2nd place: photo 3
I think Slaven scared off some people with how disgusting his calf really was. I mean, the calf had a calf of it's own. That's weird. Nevertheless, he took home 4 full votes and two halfsies.
1st place: photo 1
I think a lot of people voted for Elizabeth's calves simply because she's a girl, but what they didn't know is that these are actually Ping Pong's calves. That's right, the slowest, most Asian of all my co-workers took home the prize with 5.5 votes. He swears he doesn't know who "fake girlfriend" is.
See? And you guys thought one vote wouldn't make a difference
5th place: photo 5
The anonymous "M. Cardinal" turned out to be none other than the Bike Gallery's very own Matt Cardinal. Check out the story on him on bikeportland.org. Also congratulate him because something exciting happened, but I'll let him tell you himself. 0 votes
4th place: photo 4
I guess I was wrong, I don't have the most ripped calves out of all my co-workers. 1 vote
3rd place: photo 2
Dean Tracy combines his incredible sprinting prowess with his incredible bone breaking prowess (rib, sternum, and what appears to be a broken ankle in the photo) to take home an honorable 3rd place, especially considering he was injured leading up to the competition. 4.5 votes (I split votes in half when it wasn't perfectly clear who the person voted for)
2nd place: photo 3
I think Slaven scared off some people with how disgusting his calf really was. I mean, the calf had a calf of it's own. That's weird. Nevertheless, he took home 4 full votes and two halfsies.
1st place: photo 1
I think a lot of people voted for Elizabeth's calves simply because she's a girl, but what they didn't know is that these are actually Ping Pong's calves. That's right, the slowest, most Asian of all my co-workers took home the prize with 5.5 votes. He swears he doesn't know who "fake girlfriend" is.
See? And you guys thought one vote wouldn't make a difference
# posted by Eric : 12:33 PM
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i propose a stache-off. and a tan line-off. maybe a karaoke-off. or an eat-off.
# posted by 
: 1:39 PM
: 1:39 PM
zero votes... I couldn't even get ME to vote for my little legs. There MUST have been some technical camera problems that somehow made my legs look like I "should take up horse riding" While Slaven's looked like the gas tank on a 750 gsx-r. wide-angle? shutter malfunction? c'mon, OOh oh! F-stops were all off!!
# posted by : 11:05 PM
: 11:05 PM
actually, it really does. I live in Tokyo, and my classmates are nuts. Japanese television has karaoke contests sometimes. it is ridiculous. congrats to Elizabeth too.
you need to update this blog more often. What are bored people at work to do? I thought you were going to say Peace Out or pull a Todd Wells and say, "I wonder what Ping Pong is doing right now..." at the end of your posts....
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
Suffrin' Succotash... I would NEVER choose a web hosting service that had a mispelling in the ad, on a private blog comment box. That's di-SPIC-able!
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