Monday, November 07, 2005

Win a date with Cliff Shrader

Who doesn't want to go out with a guy who's tall, dark, and handsome, with an incredibly refreshing personality? I know I do! But Cliff doesn't swing my way, so for all you lucky ladies out there, here is your chance to win a coveted spot in the passenger seat of Cliff's BMW for a night out on the town.

The rules are simple:
1. You must be a female (sorry guys!)
2. In the comments section of this post, please list the contents of your shower in as much detail as possible. For example, "soap and shampoo" is not a very detailed answer. The idea is for Cliff to understand you and your personality through the skin and hair products that you use. If I were to enter this contest, my entry would say, "Jergens body soap, Head and Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo, gillette mach 3 razor, and a refreshing after-shower mango-scented lotion".
3. Judging will be handled by me (Shannon), Ping-Pong, and Cliff.

Fire away!

-Bumble and Bumble Alojoba Shampoo,

-Shisiedo cleansing bubble bath,

-Bumble and Bumble double avocado rejuvenation spread,

-Comme De Blanc Teton strawberry buffing cream,

-Gillette Venus shaving gel

-Venus razor

-A fine chamois
That sounds fancy. Cliff will like that. Will you like Cliff?
That depends, what year is his BMW?
Is that all that matters? His car? What about how good looking he is?
Hi Ping Pong. I'd like to cordially invite you, shannon, and molly to come to the one uci race located anywhere near st. louis, in k.c. on Dec. 3rd. I am sure two out of three of you would score some points there, and hence start closer to the front at Nats. You have to get there but I'll find a place for you to stay.

Oh, and inside my shower you will find:

giovanni tea tree triple treet shampoo

kiss may face moisture shave

alba sea mineral cleansing gel

jason herbal extracts satin shower body wash

but I am not a lady.

Nature's Gate Herbal shampoo and conditioner

Spa Comforts "Sassy Citrus" body scrub and body lotion

Skin Mate Moisturizing Shave Gel (with baby oil)

1 Loofa handmit

Botanical bath salts

Satchel of lavendar

2 candles

1 rubber ducky
First of all, can I be reassured that Cliff takes showers??

--frayed blue towel, monogramed with naturally, PP

--brunette, stray hairs

--remnants of Pedro wet lube, resulting from wellNess Bike treatment

--Suave lavendar shamPooz

--Snoopy wash cloth

--damp, half-eaten Luna bar

--wet Zoories

Oh yeah, does Mr Schrader own a valid drivers' license?
Monogramed PP towel = pattiPresta
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